when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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