Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
