Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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