If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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