U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
