remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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