Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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