Got a toothbrush?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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