Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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