Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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