i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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