Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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