She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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