my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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