I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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