Apparently you make a good broom.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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