Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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