yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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