Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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