Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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