Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So. Much. Porn.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
