STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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