Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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