Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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