May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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