she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sext me about skeletons
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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