Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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