They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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