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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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