In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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