it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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