Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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