Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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