i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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