that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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