Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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