Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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