I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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