I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
