Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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