The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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