I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wish I only lived at night.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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