Yo dont text me then not text me
I can text with my tongue
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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