i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
