he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's official drugs can't kill me
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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