none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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