Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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