dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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