i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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