How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just google imaged poop.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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