i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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