i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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