i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The adults are the big ones right?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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