i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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